Make no mistake, I love the chilled cocktails, the bubbly highballs, and even many blender’d concoctions on a hot day. But being from a small rural town in the Midwest (Lindsborg, Kansas, specifically), I have a serious soft spot in my heart for taking the edge off a hot summer day with a cold beer. And a cold draft beer when the sweat’s starting? A certain kind of barley heaven. Of course, lugging a whole keg around is a bit of a hassle (without turning the afternoon into a full-on hoe-down), which is why I was excited to try out the new (well, new-ish, as it came out in April) Beertender.
Made by two companies, Krups (who create a wide assortment of small appliances), and Heineken (who, as you probably know, make beer), the Beertender is, as you either know or would expect, a home beer-tap system, designed to work with the Heineken DraughtKegs (the mini kegs). I tested it out a week ago with a few friends, and we found it really easy-to-use (even after the second beer), and amazing at delivering chilly results. We were using the B95 model, which has on its LED control panel a couple of temperature settings (36, 39, and 42 degrees Fahrenheit), and a temperature indicator to show the keg’s actual temperature. In addition, it has a keg volume indicator to show how much is left (which is helpful if your one draft beer turns into a larger party and you need to pick up a backup). Oh, there’s also a “freshness” indicator, that gives you a 30 day countdown, in case you’re a really, really slow drinker.
The B90 version (which I didn’t test, but which I’ve researched) doesn’t have the multiple temperature settings, or the countdown, but does have the volume indicator, which is a good thing, because coming home after a hot day at work (or coming into the garage after a hot day working in the yard) and finding out only through the sad and empty glass that your keg’s dry seems like it would be torture. I’d miss the multiple temperature setting’s though, I believe, on this model, because it was nice to have that kind of control. Also, I hope that they’re going to expand the types of beer you can use in the Beertender. Don’t get my wrong, I like Heineken fine (all Blue Velvet quotes aside), but it’d be terrific to be able to have different brews on occasion.
In general though, the Beertender was nice to have around (if you like draft beer, that is), and could even be set up outside for a summer party. I think you could use it to make Summer Beer’s, too (though I suppose the folks at Heineken might frown on this, as well as any overly tight beer purist). To make a Summer Beer, which is a refreshing warm weather cool-down, start with a 24-ounce “big girl” glass. Then add 10 ounces beer, straight from the Beertender tap (don’t let it get too foamy). Carefully add 9 ounces lemonade, and then (really, it takes the edges off the beer and lemonade) 1-1/2 ounces vodka. Stir briefly and smoothly, add one more ounce lemonade and garnish with a lemon slice. Kick back in a lawn chair, relax, and enjoy the rest of the day.
--A.J. Rathbun