Electric Wine Opener: Sign of the Apocalypse?
One of the hottest gifts this holiday was the Oster electric wine opener. I have to admit, it was my solution for the folks on my Christmas list in the “Under $50” column. In Wine Spectator, under the headline “Uncorking Made Easy,” one editor determined this electric wine opener was the perfect gift for his mother-in-law. Hard to tell if that's a recommendation.
The reviews at Amazon.com said it is faster and easier than using a manual opener, and makes wine opening easy for the elderly. (Score for the majority of my recipients). The biggest complaint reviewers had was that the opener can split crumbly corks. Well, I went to visit family and got to use it. It was fast and relatively easy. Bottom line, it's great for your synthetic corks, but nothing beats the squeak you get when uncorking (real cork) by hand.
One reviewer received three electric openers this Christmas and took it as a sign of Armageddon. Apocalypse even. She said, “For the sake of the future of the human race, listen to the voice of reason, and resign yourself to manual removal.” While I don’t think manual cork removal is our last link to humanity, I do hope the road to ruin is lined with bottles of Montepulciano, Barolo, Valpolicella, and at least a corkscrew.
--Martha Snodgrass
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