Taco Bell's Bacon Cheddar Gordita Crunch May be Divine
Hot on the heels of their summer sensation, the Bacon Club Chalupa, Taco Bell recently introduced the Bacon Cheddar Gordita Crunch. It's only a matter of hours before I eat one, but I imagine it tastes a lot like heaven. I know what you're thinking, "Spanno, how could you possibly know that?" Well, I'll tell you. I've had bacon and it tastes like heaven. I've also had plenty of Cheesy Gordita Crunches. They taste a little like heaven. Not as much as bacon, but they have their heavenly attributes. Ok, now you're thinking, "No, dummy, how do you know what heaven tastes like?" Well, Mr. Smartypants, you've obviously never had bacon.
And in case you're questioning the logic, "Bacon and Cheddar make it better!", the calories have increased from 560 (original Cheesy Gordita Crunch) to 600 per "little fat girl".
--Spanno
Barry on December 29, 2008 at 04:46 PM
Friends don't let friends eat at Taco Bell.
Jeff on December 31, 2008 at 02:32 PM
I can personally attest that these are heaven.
Jacob on December 31, 2008 at 07:24 PM
I just finished my first taste and I have to agree...
this is exactly what heaven tastes like.
noodle on January 03, 2009 at 05:10 PM
hello my name is noodle it might be a strange name but i have a complaint about my food. a few days ago i was at taco bell and i noticed that a child had a cacoroch on their food. i saw that it came out of the hard yellow shell and if that child would of ate that taco they would have food posioning and would be in the hospital.
ramen on January 06, 2009 at 06:03 PM
hello. my name is ramen it might be a strange name but i have a complaint about my food. it's too good.
bapas on January 11, 2009 at 04:45 PM
I had one of these while drunk early new years day. It was made by a finely tuned team of asians. I thought it was great! Might have a diffferent opinion while sober though, taco bell is nasty.
don rosario on January 13, 2009 at 12:39 PM
i've seen alot of photoshops in my day so i'm gonna have to say shopped. just doesn't look authentic.
RonaldReganThe19th on January 21, 2009 at 08:05 PM
I really want to try one of these, but a couple quick questions for anyone who can answer this.. Are there tomatoes on this? I don't see any tomatoes pictured. Also how is the zesty southwest cheddar sauce? This bacon cheddar crunch looks awesome!
AD on March 23, 2009 at 02:58 PM
where are the volcano TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!