Ooooo, baby, you smell like...meat
Are you having trouble getting enough dead cow in your life? Plus, are you at a loss for what to get for the man in your life this holiday season? Well now you can take care of both of those problems right at the very same time. If you thought the "Whopper Virgins" campaign from Burger King was laying it on thick, you ain't seen nothing yet. Hot ticket in today's news is that Burger King is now marketing a scent for men called Flame, and it smells like, wait for it...., flame-broiled burger. Are you asking, "What's BK thinkin?" Well, here's what they're thinking: "The WHOPPER sandwich is America's favorite burger. Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat." Ah, finally. The intersection of seduction and charred flesh. I knew we'd arrive sooner or later. If this doesn't top the list of stocking suffers, I don't know what does. And if it's not enough to look at the grimace-inducing print ad, or to smell the fragrance, you can hear a Barry-White-like voice layin on a little love and urging you to "Spray..." at BK's site, Fire Meets Desire. Keep spraying. The romantic montage is worth it.
-- Sweet B
absolute zero on December 22, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Ewwww....just EWWWWWW!