Bacon Defeats Fries!

And it wasn't even close. From the breakfast table to Colorado's 14th district, everyone knows that Bacon is always the winning choice. Oh, Fries, when will you learn...

Photo courtesy of flickr.

--Spanno

Comments

[Will Conway on November 06, 2008 at 04:28 PM]

Bacon is always delicious. Fries generally requires condiments. Catsup, or something; no one wants dry fries.

[KenB on November 06, 2008 at 04:37 PM]

Obviously bacon is better. It is naturally bad for you, whereas fries, which are just potatos, have to be fried to be bad for you.

[david on November 06, 2008 at 04:46 PM]

Plus, bacon is good even if soggy. Fries, not so.

[Morgan on November 06, 2008 at 04:47 PM]

Potatoes are plenty naturally bad for you, eat a few raw ones and enjoy. But really, why can't they just work together. Bacon and cheese fries can lead the way to a post-partisan future.

[Spanno on November 06, 2008 at 04:48 PM]

I rationalize it as such: Bacon has it's own delicious fat. Fries require fat to be added.

--Spanno

[Rhodium Heart on November 06, 2008 at 04:58 PM]

No surprise that pork -- in the form of Bacon -- has a natural home in the Democratic Party. And starchiness -- in the form of Fries -- is still welcome in the Republican.

[Bacher on November 06, 2008 at 05:00 PM]

Obviously Bacon was propelled to victory by the Adkins lobby.

[huski on November 06, 2008 at 05:06 PM]

Why can't we all just get along? Bacon with fries, I say!

[Horst Graben on November 06, 2008 at 05:19 PM]

Fries lost because they are now cooked in vegetable oil. If they were still fried in lard, Fries would have won in a landslide.

[BlogDog on November 06, 2008 at 05:27 PM]

Bacon is famous for bringing the pork back (or was that fatback?) to the home district.
Plus it has the grease to get things *done* in the capitol.

[Roscoe on November 06, 2008 at 05:37 PM]

Typical of the lowering of standard in this country. Any damn fool can cook bacon, making good french fries requires actual skill.

[blocko on November 06, 2008 at 06:16 PM]

Mmmmmm... bacon.

[hall monitor on November 06, 2008 at 06:56 PM]

Denny's restaurant was torn on who to vote for.

Hall Monitor
http://detentionslip.org

[mezzrow on November 06, 2008 at 07:35 PM]

still nature's perfect food...

Mmmmmmm... bacon. I can smell it now.

[mayorjimmy on November 06, 2008 at 08:09 PM]

Bacon wins by virtue of winning the burp contest. NOTHING burps better than bacon.

[Mister Snitch on November 06, 2008 at 09:27 PM]

I demand a recount.

Sincerely,
Comic Book Guy

[gijoe on November 07, 2008 at 12:17 PM]

My fav:
Bacon cheese fries.