Lose Weight, Get Paid in Cold Inedible Cash

I’m not going to lie to you--I could stand to lose a couple pounds. But it’s hard, even though I exercise, and try to resist the delicious amount of snacks around the Al Dente HQ. I mean, doughnuts taste good. Milkshakes taste good. Doughnuts dunked in a milkshake taste really good. If I was paid to lose those pounds though, would that be enough incentive? In the United Kingdom, some politicians think it will be. According to an article in the Times Online, “obese and overweight adults in England could be paid to lose weight under plans being considered by the Government.” It’s part of a larger 375 million (pounds that is) program to help cut the amount of obese and overweight in the UK (other parts of the program include advertising, classes, and the creation of “healthy towns”). I dunno if, when that scrumptious doughnut’s right there in front of me (or, the scrumptious milkshake, or chocolate truffle, or large hunk of cake, depending of your preference), I would be able to say no, even if I knew I’d get a check down the road. Would you? And how much is enjoying yourself a little less worth?
--A.J. Rathbun


Recently, I've rediscovered an old flame in downtown Seattle--
If you're like me and find yourself daydreaming of cupcakes all too often, you'll get a kick out of
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have too much peppermint bark. You see, I usually make 12-14 pounds of it every holiday season to give away as gifts, and this year I was so busy that I didn't get to make all my gifting rounds. So, now I've got at least a pound of it at home, and I've been trying to figure out what to do with it. Here's what I've come up with so far:
A Brief Tome on Tomme
