Cheeseburger In a Can--Courtesy of Zee Germans

If a worldwide apocalypse had forced us to live in underground bunkers just a few months ago, our diet would have consisted of dehydrated foods, canned beans, and vegans. Now, thanks to zee Germans, you can add cheeseburgers to that menu.

And not just any cheeseburger--canned cheeseburger. The web detectives over at Spuch dug up this gem.

I guess if survival came down to a choice between cannibalism and canned cheeseburger, I'd definitely think twice about eating someone.

--Spanno

Comments

[The Luke on January 29, 2008 at 05:26 PM]

No way, dude, I want one!

[Old Bogus on January 29, 2008 at 06:43 PM]

Why weren't these in C-rations? Oh, maybe because the nukaler radiation of food wasn't available. But the least believable part is it looking like a classic cheeseburger with fresh buns. I suspect it will look more like a biscuit. With wilted lettuce.

[SilentStorm on January 30, 2008 at 07:12 AM]

Who needs Canned Cheeseburgers? Get one from McDonald's, it will last just as long...:-)

[danny on January 30, 2008 at 11:51 AM]

great canned or frozen on a stick!

why not drop the frozen one into a blender - SANS STICK YOU MORON - and make a cheeseburger daiquiri!

[msizer on January 30, 2008 at 12:24 PM]

Silly, SPAM is for daiquiris.

[Robot on January 30, 2008 at 12:40 PM]

"Get one from McDonald's, it will last just as long...:-)"

This is no joke. I used to buy McD's burgers en masse when I worked in a factory. I'd just leave them in my car (not during the middle of summer) and they'd keep for days. They could not be transformed by any force of the environment short of the workings of jaws and teeth. Bacteria didn't stand a chance.

I'd still like to get a couple of these as stocking-stuffers...

[The Cat on January 30, 2008 at 12:41 PM]

I CAN has cheeseburger!

[Anne on January 30, 2008 at 01:01 PM]

Somehow I think I'd prefer cannibalism. But I do wonder if it would satisfy the cheeseburger cats.

[Barton Schlichting on January 30, 2008 at 01:35 PM]

Lettuce in a canned cheeseburger? will hat be "Iceberg" or "Minimal"?

[bw on January 30, 2008 at 02:07 PM]

I am reminded of the immortal words of Navin Johnson:

"This is the best pizza-in-a-cup I've ever had."

[Tater on January 30, 2008 at 02:53 PM]

I has cheezburger CAN!

[probably not instapundit on January 30, 2008 at 03:17 PM]

Silly, PUPPIES are for daiquiris.

[MarkoNW on January 30, 2008 at 04:09 PM]

Soggy buns?

[willis on January 30, 2008 at 04:19 PM]

Conversation at the German packing plant.
"Guys its bad enough stuffing this sausage all day to listen to your incesant talk about cheeseburgers. Can it already."
"Hanz thats brilliant, why didn't we think of that. Note to self: promote Hanz to head cheese."
"Now if we can just think of some way to preserve this cabbage..."

[SilentStorm on January 31, 2008 at 05:07 AM]

Robot, I know that for a fact.

When SAR guys tell you they buy 2-3 egg mcmuffins for a 3 day search and rescue operation because they won't go bad, that's when you know something's up.

[Slab on January 31, 2008 at 09:44 AM]

I guess we all now know where all the striking guild writers have been keeping themselves in one-liner sitcom shape.

[grumppants on February 01, 2008 at 02:59 PM]

dude, i wonder if it would stick to the wall when you throw it like a well done spaghetti noodle......splat!

[Mugabe on February 02, 2008 at 08:52 PM]

We all know about the "In-And-Out" burger, but this is the "spin-and-shout" burger. That's what you'll do when you whirl around with the brown stuff flying out your trouser leg after you eat one.

[boom trucks for sale on February 03, 2010 at 11:00 AM]

wow, i wonder if people actually eat that :(

[Used Pole Trailers on March 19, 2010 at 01:23 PM]

rofl!! That would be hilarious to give in someone's stocking stuffer! I'd prefer a lump of coal had I been naughty!

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