Cops Forced to Chase Doughnut Truck
Drunk driving isn't funny. That is unless your name is Warren G. Whitelightning, you're drunk, you've stolen eight giant red hot pickled sausages from a convenience store, and then you decide to take a Krispy Kreme truck for a joy ride. Soon, you have both University of Wisconsin police and Madison's finest on your tail--which, by the way, is expelling boxes of Krispy Kreme's finest onto the road.
According to The Capital Times, "Assistant District Attorney Michael Verveer conceded that the scene described in the criminal complaint of several squad cars chasing a donut truck around the west side could elicit laughter from many." Well, consider me one of many.
Here's some of the chase. It begins at the 2:30 mark and ends when the cop car taping the whole thing gets hit by the truck.
--Spanno
Joe on December 05, 2007 at 09:04 AM
Do Italian cops like zeppolis?
Do German cops like berliners?
Do Danish cops like danish?
Kent on December 05, 2007 at 09:57 AM
"Soon, you have both University of Wisconsin police and Madison's finest on your tail--which, by the way, is expelling boxes of Krispy Kreme's finest onto the road."
Chaff.
TallDave on December 05, 2007 at 10:56 AM
"As a precaution, we have seized every doughnut, kruller, bear claw and jellyroll in the city. And also some coffee."
Voidseeker on December 05, 2007 at 12:00 PM
"Chaff.
Posted by: Kent | December 05, 2007 at 09:57 AM"
That, was AWESOME. Thank you for the laughter, both this post and that comment.
Kelly on December 07, 2007 at 07:59 AM
I was raised in Wisconsin, and although I no longer live there, I'm still totally entertained by their antics. Did you notice how when the squad car gets hit by the donut truck the cop doesn't sound even a bit startled? it's like, "Oh, yah, ay, I been hit by the donut truck." He was probably bummed to see the krispy kreme carnage!